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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
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At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale.
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If it's not allocated by a market, then it's more expensive than money.
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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
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Every day, in every way, things get better and better; then worse again in the evening.
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Variables won't, constants aren't.
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Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you're not.
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 unfortunately true.The device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible. |
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Proclaim yourself "World Champ" of something -- tiddly-winks, rope- jumping, whatever -- send this notice to newspapers, radio, TV, and wait for challengers to confront you. Avoid challenges as long as possible, but continue to send news of your achievements to all media. Also, develop a newsletter and letterhead for communications. |
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"No child throws up in the bathroom."
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