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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
For 22 minutes, I'm Anthony St. George, and I'm sorry. One should never tell the world they are sorry--Now we all know
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Former Member
Cruncher Joined: May 22, 2018 Post Count: 0 Status: Offline |
Glad to see some crunchers returning keep up the good work Has anyone heard from Dave Bell?
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MLCBA
Senior Cruncher Joined: Nov 30, 2004 Post Count: 225 Status: Offline |
A newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
----------------------------------------The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's.. "Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?" "Yep" "Did they chop all your firewood?" "Yep" "Happy Birthday Buddy!" |
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spikey_richie
Senior Cruncher International Joined: Oct 28, 2005 Post Count: 392 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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A newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!" The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's.. "Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?" "Yep" "Did they chop all your firewood?" "Yep" "Happy Birthday Buddy!" lol - that's a good one |
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spikey_richie
Senior Cruncher International Joined: Oct 28, 2005 Post Count: 392 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Congratulations to those reaching milestones, good work
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MLCBA
Senior Cruncher Joined: Nov 30, 2004 Post Count: 225 Status: Offline |
The Canadian government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM.
----------------------------------------Apparently it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! -- This post has been edited for inappropriate language - nelsoc ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by Former Member at Jan 23, 2007 2:28:48 PM] |
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MLCBA
Senior Cruncher Joined: Nov 30, 2004 Post Count: 225 Status: Offline |
Policeman testifies in Court
----------------------------------------If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do! " Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18665 Status: Offline Project Badges: 
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MyOnlineTeam Daily Statistics for 01/22 - All Members:
----------------------------------------Team rank movement report =========================
Points milestones report ======================== PohSoon reached 2,000,000 points  Runtime milestones report ========================= No runtime milestones found.  Results returned milestones report ================================== PohSoon returned their 10,000th result New members report ================== No new members found. Retired members report ====================== No new retired members found. For the week as a team: Statistics Total Run Time Points ResultsGood crunching folks!!!! |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18665 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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MyOnlineTeam Daily Statistics for 01/22 - Active Members
----------------------------------------Active team members report ==========================
Note: Active members are those who earned points in the prior 30 days. Top Ten active members returning points today: 01: marysduby - 13,443 points 02: CompuDude - 8,821 points 03: MLCBA - 8,745 points 04: parmesian - 7,333 points 05: Coingames - 6,636 points 06: Rulkethecharon - 6,368 points 07: Graham - 6,317 points 08: Ploetner - 5,402 points 09: Neumonic - 5,182 points 10: Webnx.com - 5,046 points Total points returned today: 129,750 Active members returning points today: 64 Average points per member active today: 2027.34375 |
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keithhenry
Ace Cruncher Senile old farts of the world ....uh.....uh..... nevermind Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Post Count: 18665 Status: Offline Project Badges:
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Some various odds and ends you may want to note:
----------------------------------------CompuDude is less than three weeks from taking the top points spot on the team. Million Point Man is under a week's time from living up to his name here at MOT (he's long done that personally). A special congratulations goes out to PohSoon on your double milestones today! Some folks that are team members that have gone quiet this month (hopefully they're on a well-deserved vacation!): Vialls Saku1303 Airwolf_Liu doright Bon Kulman Oisac madambaster Daragaaz sammercer We miss you and hope to hear from you soon! For those of you on machines, probably less than 3-4 years old, hopefully you are running BOINC. It better uses your machine's capabilities, especially on the new multi-core machines. If you'd like to switch but have questions, don't hesitate to ask here! We'll be glad to help. We all use our machines differently and have different needs but if you are only crunching when your machine is not active, consider letting it crunch all the time. I have had BOINC crunching on mine for over a year and haven't seen it slow me down doing any work on my machine. BOINC's handy there too as it's very easy to "pause it" if needed. In fact, I run my machine 24x7 also with no problems (though I do make a point to reboot at least once a week). Every bit of crunching helps and is most definitely appreciated so no one should feel guilty of anything. I mention this simply to jog your mind as to new possibilities from changing circumstances. Don't forget to tell your friends and co-workers about WCG. Let's get them crunching with us! Even better, have them join us here at MOT (although I'd be quite happy just with them crunching for WCG)! Finally, take a moment and say hi to the rest of us here. We'd love to hear from you (I know I would!). ---------------------------------------- [Edit 1 times, last edit by keithhenry at Jan 23, 2007 2:03:32 AM] |
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