I like English
- new challenges every day
English have an unbelieveable lot of words, but you can get along knowing a fraction. The grammar may be complicated if you dive deep, but you can get along just putting words together like pearls on a string.
People are generally pretty tolerant of mistakes and errors, and one funny thing I have noticed is that two non-English-speaking people both speaking terribly broken English understand each other surprisingly well. Another thing is: When you use your broken English with the funny accent, you are actually able to get people's attention for a while.

This may surprise you: Dialects of so far-apart-places as you mention are not nearly as pronounced as those in tiny Denmark. Here we sometimes use subtexts on TV when compatriots with heavy dialects speak. And often we wish they did it much more ...
I ramble, sorry

tea-time
The verb tenses you mention, I don't know. Over and above Danish you just have the future tense, I think.
When you move over to the Latin languages, they really want to be accurate and have zillions of verb tenses, I think.

Got me, Sport.
What does "youans" mean?
And where would they express themselves thisaway?

Do you still have Ghost Mom?
How are you yourself, now?
Care for tea or coffee?

Suppose hot cocoa is not the drink of choice in Florida.

"To jaw with"
Never heard that, but quite selfexplanatory.
I have heard youse meaning the plural you in New England, which would be similar to the regional youans, I suppose.
Youse seem to make sense, because how do you know when it's you (singular) and when it's you (plural)?

I remember Ghost Mom not being well way back in my duckling days and you taking care of her.
It's difficult to say a final good-bye.

Let uses have some tea.