Whoa, this Team will be in the Top 1000 very, very soon!

Thanks mousie, Johnny Cool...
Yesterday's points are very strange. I am 500kms away from home so I checke up on my PCs by checking on the points generated
Yesterday either the points system died on us, or we have run into some MFUs (Mega Folding Units).... over day a day long, so the sweat is pouring and .... PCs crunching.... We will see if the results average out tomorrow.

Keep up the good work coconut kids (me included )

A COCONUT joke dedicated to Rob...

An ambitious yuppie decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life...until the boat sank! The man found himself sweep up on the shores of a deserted island, no supplies, nothing, only coconuts and bananas.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her " Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

"Oh this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island; The oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from coconut palm branches and the sides and stern I hollowed out from a coconut palm."

"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man."you had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "on the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that to make the tools. and hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Lets row over to my place," she says.

After an hour of rowing , she docks the boat a small jetty. As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone path leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the boat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumbstruck.

As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

"No thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice".

"it's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazment, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip intp something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and a shave? There is a razor in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning everything, the man goes into the bathroom. There in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end, inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing!" he muses. "What next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and a shell necklace-stategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias.

She beckons him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me, she begins suggestively, moving closer to him, " we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. I've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right about now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know...." She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. His heart begins to pound. He's truly in luck: "You mean...", he gasps,"......I can actually check my e-mail from here??"

LMAO! Great joke!

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