Do you reckon you could tolerate the peacocks and the cat farm?

Good morning all

Rod, ¡Aprender español! Sin preocupaciones. Puedo aprender lo básico de hablar español bastante rápido, entender lo que alguien me está diciendo en español le tomará un poco más de tiempo.

Thank heavens for Google Translate :)

DC, Cats and peacocks do not worry me, I think they will be more worried with Daniel chasing them everywhere!

Tell me about it - I've been here over 5 years and a lot of it still sounds like gobledegook even though I can speak fairly well. For instance take mierda and mierdo (**** and fear), casada and cansada (married and tired), embarrasoso and embarrasada (embarrassed and pregnant). It's a crazy language.

*edited to appropriate forum language - ErikaT

Good Morning all.

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Its vary polished in it's weigh.
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And aides me when eye rime.

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To cheque sum spelling rule.

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And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
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Is checked with such grate flare,
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With wrapped word's fare as hear.

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And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.