Now, on the eve of battle, I just want you to remember, that no bastard has ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!

Troops! All this stuff you have heard about crunchers not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war. Is horse dung. Crunchers traditionally love to fight. All real cruncher love the sting of battle. When you started using a computer, you always admired the faster processor, larger ram and the highest tech video cards. Crunchers love a winner and will not tolerate a looser. Crunchers play to win all the time!. I wouldn’t give a hoot in [heck] to a soldier that has lost and laughed.. That is why no cruncher has ever lost or will ever loose a war. Because the very thought of loosing, is hateful to a cruncher.

Now, an army is a team. It lives eats sleeps fight as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards that wrote that stuff, in their Saturday evening post, know as little about battle as they do about fornicating.

Now, we have the finest logistics and equipment, the best SPRIT and the best cunchers in the world!! You know, I actually pity those poor diseases. By god I really do. We are not only going to SHOOT the BASTARDS, we going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the fans in our machines. We are going to MURDER these LOUSY diseases by the BUSHEL.

Now, I know some of you troops are worried that you will chicken out under fire, don’t worry about it. I know you will all do your duty. DISEASE is the ENEMY, not us! Wade into THEM, spill THEIR blood, shoot THEM in the belly! If you have ever touched the cold skin of a loved one stricken, you will know what to do.

Now there is another thing I want you to remember, I don’t want to get any messages about us “holding our position”. We are not holding anything. Let disease try to pull that. We are advancing constantly and are not interested in holding onto anything but the enemy. We are going to hold on to them by the NOSE while we kick them in the TEETH! We are going to KICK THE HECK OUT OF THEM ALL THE TIME, as we plow through these projects LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE!!!

Now, there is one thing you troops be able to say when you retire. Thirty years from now, when you have your grandchild on your knee and they ask “what did you do in the great war on disease? The one that set my generation free.” You wont have to say I didn’t do my best, because I didnt know to care..

Ok, all you bastards, you know exactly how I feel.

Oh and one more thing. I would be proud to crunch with you in battle… anytime… anywhere.


That’s all.

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